Score: 10

"Enter your summary, rating, and review for: gomu"

submission: gomu

date: August 31, 2008

I see One Piece references are in this movie but I still don't know what gomu means. By the way I warned you I would kill myself if you didn't make another shft but it's too late! It's taking you waay to long and I have already slit my wrist.

But fear not, the future is safe. I have signed on Michael Bay to make future installments and take your place. He tells me that Super happy funtime is a story about a boy and his first car, and I think he has a firm grasp on the material. He also works for coke and I have plenty in storage. If we can all agree that it has to be Dark like the dark knight I feel we'll have a world crushing blockbuster on our hands.

And if we can get Shia to overdose or in Newgrounds case, shoot up a school, that would help tremendously as well and we'd be sure to sink Titanics as number one shit storm. Yes...

All we need now is a little insulin, and a lot of luck.

Thank you for your time. Also this movie made me light headed. O wait, that's the blood loss.

Score: 10

"Sexist humor is hilarious !!"

submission: Christ Clocks 2

date: June 25, 2008

I'm so glad this is back in the portal! Now my favorite list isn't so naked anymore. Yay. My first design ever is in this. Man is it ghastly! That was so cool that you put me in it. I was surprised to be in anything at that time. I think I still am. Ahh Memmories.

One day you need to finish this somehow. Sorry but it's your fault for leaving it open for one!

Score: 10

"We are not zealots"

submission: Christ Clocks

date: June 25, 2008

The first appearance of RomancollarClock right here and he wasn't even your avatar back then. Classic. You submitted this when CCuk was still up. HAhhaaa. My favorite part is the Tom and Wade scene. I was really surprised someone would say that on Newgrounds. Even more so that I don't think it offended anyone. It was just sneaky little inside thing that you got away with! This movie is adorable. Strawberry is reduced to having the brain capacity of a child of 3 with a attention span to boot and I love it.

Score: 7

"Mandatory 5"

submission: Blood Gulch 2

date: June 21, 2008

Ok. I've never played Halo ever and I only watched these when you were called Dark halo disciple because of your later movies. It still had some good jokes like your others and I'm not sure but maybe even more animation too? Hahaha. I am actually surprised there are 2 of these. That I did not remember.

Didn't you do a movie with Jesus and Strawberry in it? I was expecting that. I remember it drags more then anything you've ever done! You should put that out next! Only edited!

I give this a 6.57 and I rounded it to the nearest fiven. Yes I voted five. Mostly becuase I find your 3.45 score amusing that, because it's a video game parody, it did way better then most of the better movies you put out again so I raised it.

My favorite part was the dancing stick figure scene and the half assed stick walk cycles. I think you can learn stuff from animating simple things like stick figures and since this was probably your third movie ever I'm sure you have.

Score: 10

"Great !"

submission: Super Happy Fun Time 24

date: June 18, 2008

What's really funny is I never actually read Chris the sticks 2 speech. Maybe half a sentence. Now I get to listen to it in flash form making it painless and also good for a quick chuckle. The music sets the mood and makes it more funny.

I thought the announcer was Insulin sort of freezing the scene to talk. I'm not sure I support the idea of 2 Insulin pumps! There can be only one! Unless it's a different kind.

Score: 10

"I FEEL LIKE QUACKING SO I THINK I WILL!!"

submission: Super Happy Fun Time 23

date: June 16, 2008

This was easily one of the top ten SHFT. HAHAAAAHAHAA. Holy moley. Maybe i enjoy this too much cause it's chock full of in jokes but I think anyone with a sense of humor should find it amusing. The whole Quack Pack think was great. That brings back memories and the Chris the Stick thing too. I sorta wish he did kill himself after that! Who was that picture of in the suicide one? Great stuff. For me anyway.
Muhuaahahaa.

Score: 10

"woah"

submission: LL - The Truth

date: June 11, 2008

Hysterical. This is the direction Lock Legion should go with all their flash. Anyone who can make fun and not take themselves with too much seriousness is cool with me. Hell there's only one direction you can go when you hit rock bottom, right? Right??

Anyway, good job. When you get right down to it. The more active you are in the portal the healthier you are as a group, I think. But my thinking is often impaired so what do I know?

Score: 10

"Wow. These are really old. Hahaha"

submission: NG Historical Parody

date: June 4, 2008

I think a ng historical parody 2 is in order with an updated cast. Instead of Knox we have ego raptor, etc etc. Well no body for Piconjo unless you count rtil =(

Score: 10

"Another fine addition"

submission: Super Happy Fun Time 21

date: June 1, 2008

Chris the Stick2 is dressed as Geordi. I'm registering a formal complaint. SHFT would make a better Star Trek spin off then Deepspace 9 was.

Also good job pissing someone off with your old pube muppet movie. All the positive reviews keep getting flagged! Just like old times. Memmories.

Only special kind of films such as these can generate such high brow response.

I am Locutus of Borg!

Score: 10

"Hello my good man."

submission: Another Pube Muppet

date: May 31, 2008

Now this is a classic resubmitted for posterity. I remember the Vietnam one most especially. It made me think, "I can't believe what he just said!' And I'm not talking about the Pube muppet's gay fantasies... The Christmas one too.

O btw it sure is a "good thing" we got the "You must take offense" police out tonight looking out for all of us in case we might find something funny or sarcastic. Thanks guys! You're real helpful!

I hope to see the Christ Clocks movies resubmitted soon. Actually there might be some others I can't remember at the moment.